Down The Toilet: Jerry Falwell


On May 15th, the famous global toilet made a huge echoing sound, indicating that a big dumb was being flushed down. Officials at NASA reported that they identified the dumb as Jerry Falwell, who died and was on his way down to Hell. Major manufacturers of cleaning products volunteered to clean the mess Falwell’s carcass made while being flushed down.
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